2022 Honda Ridgeline

**2022 Honda Ridgeline RTL-E AWD The Swiss Army Truck That Out-Works, Out-Styles, and Out-Smarts the Competition** **1-OWNER UNICORN 3,507 MILES BELOW MARKET AVG HPD BRONZE SWAGGER LEATHER-WRAPPED COMMAND CENTER** This isnt just a used truckits a **barely-broken-in overachiever** with the brains of a CEO, the muscle of a linebacker, and a spec sheet that shames brand-new $60k pickups. *One owner, Hondas bulletproof rep, and a mileage count lower than your last grocery bill?* Meet the Ridgeline that *redefines truck without the gas-guzzler guilt*. **Why This Ridgeline Is a Parking Lot Legend:** **3.5L V6 + AWD**: Tows trailers *and* egos*smoother than a luxury SUV, tougher than a TikTok trend*. **HPD BRONZE PACKAGE**: Rolls on 18 alloys so sharp theyll upstage the mall parking lot *and* the tailgate party. **PERFORATED LEATHER THRONES**: Heated seats for winter, ventilated swagger for summer*your backside just won the lottery*. **BLIND SPOT MONITOR + COLLISION MITIGATION**: Spots trouble faster than a nosy neighbor*safety with a side of sass*. **Dont Miss These Stealth Flexes:** **$750 FINANCE REBATE**: Finance here (no early payoff penalty!) and smirk at Ford/Chevy markup. **MEMORY SEAT + HEATED STEERING WHEEL**: Remembers your settings *and* your frostbite*luxury that clings like a stage-five clinger*. **REAR AIR CONDITIONING**: Keeps Fido cool *and* your reputation as the fun uncle intact. **Picture This:** Hauling mulch with the tailgate down, HPD badges gleaming, while the 9-speed automatic purrs like a contented tiger. Date night? Moonroof open, leather seats massaging your ego, and CarPlay blasting *90s hip-hop* as you roll into valet. Snowstorm? **AWD** laughs while your neighbors lifted pavement princess spins its tires. **Act FastWhere Pre-Owned Means Practically Stolen:** **POWER MOONROOF + REAR STEP BUMPER**: Soaks up sun *and* doubles as a tailgate DJ booth*multitasking maestro*. **HEATED MIRRORS + FOG LIGHTS**: Cuts through mist *and* haters*visibility with a vengeance*. **NAVIGATION + STEERING CONTROLS**: Skips podcasts *and* wrong turns*your commute, upgraded to first class*. **Your Smart Move:** This isnt just a truckits a **depreciation-defying legend** for DIY warriors, adventure junkies, or anyone who thinks practical shouldnt mean *boring.* Why settle for a Tacomas stiff ride or a Silverados thirst when you can own *Hondas barely-cuddled, leather-lined genius*? **Todays Deal Includes:** **NEAR-NEW FRESHNESS**: Smells like ambition (and faintly of *unused tow straps*). **Hondas Built to Outlast Your Next 3 Phones DNA**: Survives lumber runs, dirt roads, *and* that time you tested the beds waterproof trunk at the lake. **Urgent Note:** A **2022 RTL-E** with **HPD flair** and **3,507 miles BELOW average**? **Rarer than a quiet carpool.** **Call NOW: 256-547-9092** to claim Hondas jack-of-all-trades*before another buyer turns your steal into a whyd I buy that clunky dinosaur? driveway regret.* --- *Price includes $750 finance rebate. Warranty details: 3-month/3,000-mile powertrain coverage up to $1,000. Taxes, title, fees additional. See dealer for full terms.*