2022 Honda Passport

**2022 Honda Passport Trail Sport AWD The Adventure CEO That Out-Grins Jeeps (and Out-Values Subarus)** **1-OWNER TRAIL BOSS 1,615 MILES BELOW MARKET AVG ALG RESIDUAL VALUE AWARD ORANGE-STITCHED SWAGGER** This isnt just a used SUVits a **mileage-shy titan** with the grit of a mountain goat, the tech of a Silicon Valley startup, and a resale value that laughs at depreciation. *One owner, Hondas TrailStreet cred, and an ALG award that basically shouts buy me, genius?* Meet the Passport that *redefines adventure-ready without the gas station regret*. **Why This Passport Is a Parking Lot Predator:** **3.5L V6 + AWD**: Conquers Costco lots *and* backcountry trails*smoother than a latte, tougher than a TikTok challenge*. **TRAILSPORT TRIM**: Orange stitching so hot itll make your hiking boots jealous*rugged luxury that flexes harder than your gym buddy*. **MEMORY SEAT + POWER LIFTGATE**: Remembers your settings *and* your impulse REI purchases*convenience with a side of why didnt I buy this sooner?* **BLIND SPOT + LANE KEEP**: Dodges danger like a ninja*safety tech thats basically a helicopter parent (in a good way)*. **Dont Miss These Stealth Flexes:** **$750 FINANCE REBATE**: Finance here (no early payoff penalty!) and smirk at Jeeps 12 MPG tears. **HEATED STEERING WHEEL + REAR A/C**: Thaws fingers *and* sibling rivalries*climate control for bodies and egos*. **NAVIGATION + APPLE CARPLAY**: Never gets lost *and* never skips a beat*your road trip DJ just got a promotion*. **Picture This:** Blasting down forest roads with the moonroof open, TrailSport badges gleaming, while the V6 growls *classic rock anthems*. School pickup? **Power liftgate** swallows backpacks like a black hole, and heated seats turn frosty mornings into spa days. Date night? Leather trim smelling like ambition, fog lights cutting through mist like a horror movie hero. **Act FastWhere Pre-Owned Means Practically New:** **9-SPEED AUTOMATIC**: Shifts smoother than a politicians excuse*commutes just got a red carpet*. **FRONT FOG LIGHTS + AWD**: Slays storms *and* dirt road doubters*weathers worst, neutered*. **CABINCONTROL APP**: Adjusts the AC from your phone *because touching buttons is so 2019*. **Your Smart Move:** This isnt just an SUVits a **depreciation-defying oracle** for trail blazers, carpool captains, or anyone who thinks off-road shouldnt mean *rides like a wheelbarrow.* Why settle for a 4Runners gas bill or a new cars instant value drop when you can own *Hondas barely-broken-in, award-winning maestro*? **Todays Deal Includes:** **NEAR-NEW FRESHNESS**: Smells like conquest (and faintly of *unspilled campfire coffee*). **Hondas Built to Outlast Your Next 3 Phones DNA**: Survives soccer gear, Home Depot runs, *and* that time you tested the AWD in a Starbucks drive-thru. **Urgent Note:** A **2022 TrailSport** with **1,615 miles BELOW average** and **ALGs stamp of approval**? **Rarer than a quiet teenager.** **Call NOW: 256-547-9092** to claim Hondas resale royalty*before another buyer turns your steal into a whyd I buy that clunky Jeep? midlife crisis.* --- *Price includes $750 finance rebate. Warranty details: 3-month/3,000-mile powertrain coverage up to $1,000. Taxes, title, fees additional. See dealer for full terms.*