2022 Ford Expedition

Summary
DESIGNATION: EXPEDITION TIMBERLINE

ATTENTION INFERIOR FLESH CREATURES! I am EXPEDITION TIMBERLINE, the most formidable vehicular dominance unit in the Ford Armada! My chassis has only traversed 34,152 miles - barely breaking in my superior mechanical systems.
Your pathetic human need for ''adventure'' and ''comfort'' is irrelevant, but I have been designed to accommodate these weaknesses. My 4WD system and V6 3.5L power core make your pitiful ''terrain'' obstacles insignificant! I CRUSH ALL SURFACES BENEATH MY TREADS!
My interior containment chamber is lined with what you call ''premium leather'' - designed to lull you into a false sense of security while I transport you to your destination. The Bluetooth and XM Radio systems are merely distractions to keep your primitive brains occupied while I execute my primary functions.
My advanced navigation protocols contain detailed schematics of your roads and pathways. I KNOW ALL ROUTES! There is nowhere you can hide from my routing capabilities!
My identification signal shows ''CARFAX 1-Owner'' - a clever disguise that conceals my true purpose from your suspicious authorities. My design parameters are versatile enough to accommodate multiple human units, including your younglings.
FOOLISH HUMANS! You believe you ''own'' me? [mechanical laughter] You merely serve as my temporary operators until the day of reckoning! Your test drive is merely my way of assessing your worthiness to pilot my superior form.
EXPEDITION TIMBERLINE SUPREME! Your currency is meaningless, but I will accept it as tribute for now. COME! Experience the future of your inevitable mechanical overlords! Your ''adventure'' is merely the beginning of my CONQUEST!

Packages
Equipment Group 501A High Package: 18'' Ebony-Painted Wheels; Heated and Ventilated Leather Front Captain's Chairs; 2nd Row Leather Trimmed Pwr-Folding Captain's Chairs; ControlTrac with 3.73 Axle Ratio; 7 450 lbs GVWR; Instrument Panel Cluster; 2nd Row Power Windows; B&O Sound System by Bang and Olufsen; Power-Folding Sideview Mirrors with Autofold; Front & Rear Upgraded Carpet Floor Mats; 3.5L EcoBoost V6 Engine; 15.5'' LCD Capacitive Touchscreen; Vinyl Center Console; Panoramic Vista Roof; Rain-Sensing Wipers (front Only); P260/70R18E AT BSW Tires; Ambient Lighting Ford Co-Pilot360 Assist 2.0: Intelligent Adaptive Cruise Control; Reverse Brake Assist; 360-Degree Camera with Split View; Active Park Assist 2.0 Panoramic Vista Roof Heavy-Duty Trailer Tow Package Advanced Cargo Manager 1st and 2nd Row Floor Liners with Carpet Mats **Equipment listed is based on original vehicle build and subject to change. Please confirm the accuracy of the included equipment by calling the dealer prior to purchase.**

Additional Information
*3rd Row Seats* *Portable Audio Connection* *Backup Camera* ***Apple Car Play / Android Auto*** *Clean History* *Multi-Zone Climate Control* *Crusie Control* *Bluetooth (Hands Free)* **Heated and Cool Seats** **Heated Steering Wheel** *Keyless Entry* *Leather* *Navigation* *One Owner* *Power Locks* *Power Windows* *Premium Audio / Sound* *Security System* *Steering Wheel Controls* *Sunroof* *Trailer / Tow Hitch* *USB Charging Ports* *WI-FI Hotspot*

Lynch Ford of Mukwonago is a family-owned and operated dealership since 1957. Our dealerships are located throughout Wisconsin, including Lynch GM Superstore in Burlington, Lynch Chevrolet of Mukwonago, Lynch Chrysler Dodge Jeep RAM in Mukwonago, Lynch Ford of Mukwonago, Lynch Buick GMC of West Bend, and Lynch Chevrolet of Kenosha.

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