2020 GMC Yukon XL

**2020 GMC Yukon XL Denali 4WD The Mileage-Misfit Luxury Tank That Thinks Its New** **4,764 MILES BELOW AVERAGE 6.2L V8 THUNDER DENALIS SWISS ARMY KNIFE OF LUXURY** This isnt a used SUVits a **presidential suite on wheels** that moonlights as a tow rig. *Luxury sedan comfort, semi-truck muscle, and tech so advanced it practically drives itself?* Meet the Yukon XL that makes parking lots feel like red carpets. **Why This Denali Is a Billionaires Bargain:** **6.2L V8 + 10-SPEED**: 420 hp + smoother shifts than a Bond villains tuxedo*tow boats, outrun minivans, still coddle your latte*. **MAGNETIC RIDE CONTROL**: Potholes? *The suspension absorbs them like a therapist absorbing your road rage*. **HEADS-UP DISPLAY + NAVIGATION**: Stats float on the windshield like magic*drive like Tony Stark, but with better mileage*. **4,764 MILES BELOW AVERAGE**: Basically a demo model that forgot to age*still smells like new car and unopened owners manuals*. **Dont Miss These Stealthy Flexes:** **$750 FINANCE REBATE**: Finance here (no early payoff penalty!) and spend the savings on *My SUV Has More Buttons Than Your Smartphone* vanity plates. **POWER RETRACTABLE STEPS**: Deploy your thrones red carpet*because climbing into a Denali should feel like boarding Air Force One*. **Picture This:** Cruising with the sunroof open, Bose noise cancellation muting kid chaos, and the rear camera spotting parking spots *while you parallel-park via remote control*. Road trips? **22-inch wheels** glide over highways, cooled seats chill your backside, and the **Integrated Trailer Brake** tows your jet ski without breaking a sweat. **Act FastWhere Used Is a Dirty Word:** **PERFORATED LEATHER THRONES**: Heated, ventilated, *and* memory-controlled*your spine will write thank-you notes*. **RAIN-SENSING WIPERS**: Monsoons? *The Yukon auto-adjusts while SUVs with lesser tech panic*. **WIRELESS CHARGING + CARPLAY**: Ditch cords, stream playlists, *and* silently judge peasants stuck in compact rentals. **Your Smart Move:** This isnt just an SUVits a **depreciation-defying fortress** for CEOs, soccer moguls, or anyone who thinks spacious should include *massaging seats and a suspension that defies physics*. Why settle for a Escalades price tag when you can own *GMCs low-mileage titan*? **Todays Deal Includes:** **2020 FRESHNESS**: Smells like new leather (and faintly of *unused third-row seats*). **GMCs Built to Out-Class Everyone DNA**: Engineered to survive board meetings, glamping trips, *and* existential midlife crises. **Urgent Note:** A **Denali XL** with **4,764 fewer miles** and **every bell/whistle**? **Rarer than a quiet carpool.** **Call NOW: 256-547-9092** to claim GMCs barely-broken-in leviathan*before another buyer turns your steal into a whyd I buy that cramped crossover? garage regret.* --- *Price includes $750 finance rebate. Warranty details: 3-month/3,000-mile powertrain coverage up to $1,000. Taxes, title, fees additional. See dealer for full terms.*