2017 Ram 1500

2017 1500 Ram Certified. Certified Pre-Owned Go Details: * 125 Point Inspection * Vehicles Up to 120,000 Miles and 5 Model Years Between 75,001 and 120,000 Miles. 3 Month/3,000 Mile Maximum Care Limited Warranty, Whichever Comes First, Measured From Certified Pre-Owned Purchase Date. Thorough Reconditioning Process Using Authentic Mopar Parts. Car Rental Allowance, 3-Month Trial Subscription for SiriusXM GuardianTM and Satellite Radio (Excluding Promaster and Ram Cab/Chassis Vehicles) * Roadside Assistance * Vehicle History * Warranty Deductible: $100Alright, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to dive into the glorious, chrome-laden world of the 2017 Ram 1500 Night Crew Cab Extra Short Bed! This ain't your grandma's grocery-getter, folks; this is a beast in a snazzy black suit, ready to rumble!Let's start with the name. ''Night Crew?'' Sounds like a team of superheroes who fight crime after dark... or maybe just a bunch of buddies who like to hit the drive-thru at 2 AM. Either way, it's got swagger!Extra Short Bed? Don't let the ''short'' fool you. It's perfect for hauling... well, maybe not a ton of lumber, but definitely all your weekend adventure gear, a couple of dirt bikes, or, let's be honest, enough snacks to survive a zombie apocalypse. Plus, it makes parallel parking a breeze (relatively speaking, it's still a truck, people!).Under the hood, we've got a 5.7L V8. That's right, a V8! It's basically a symphony of horsepower, singing you a sweet, sweet song of ''get out of my way, Prius!'' And with 4-wheel drive, you'll be conquering snowdrifts and gravel roads like a boss.Inside, it's like a luxury apartment on wheels. Leather seats? Check. Heated and ventilated? Double check! You'll be so comfy, you might just forget you're driving. And with the premium sound system, you can blast your favorite tunes while you cruise, turning every errand into a mini-concert.Oh, and let's not forget the tech! We're talking a touchscreen display, navigation, and even a Wi-Fi hotspot. Basically, it's smarter than most of my exes.Now, let's talk about the extras. A sunroof? For stargazing on those romantic nights (or just checking if it's raining). A tow hitch? For pulling your toys, or maybe just rescuing your friend who got stuck in a ditch (again). And a back-up camera? Because let's face it, parallel parking a truck this size without one would be a comedy show.Sure, it might not be the most fuel-efficient vehicle on the planet, but who cares? You'll be having too much fun to notice. Plus, you'll be the envy of everyone at the gas station.In conclusion, this 2017 Ram 1500 Night Crew Cab Extra Short Bed is a beast of a truck with a heart of gold (and a lot of chrome). It's perfect for anyone who wants to make a statement, haul some stuff, and have a ton of fun doing it. So, what are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself one of these bad boys! You won't regret it... unless you accidentally drive it through a car wash. Then, maybe a little. But hey, that's what insurance is for, right? Just kidding... mostly.